"I have an idea
an alternative to oral sex
floral sex
the person receiving takes off as much clothes as they are comfortable with and their partner draws nice flowers on them and compliments their body so they feel pretty"

Paisley (via oopsfuck)

yes okay sign me up

(via blue-author)

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

semihardfemme:

iguanamouth:

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BYE

exhibition-ism:

The mysterious figures from street artist Daan Botlek.

(via horrorproportions)

tastefullyoffensive:

[exmachina08]

WHAT
"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."

Shmoop (via kissfistthat)

You’re goddamn right she did.

(via brainstatic)

(via curiousgeorgiana)

(Source: vemilys, via blue-author)

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

(via albinwonderland)

consultingasshat said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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  • Jedi: May the force be with you
  • Catholic Jedi: And also with you

Photo diary 7/22 - I’ve been slacking on making and posting these because my whole life is cats right now. And I’m posting those anyway. Last Tuesday, as you can see, literally all I did was play with cats and go to work and buy groceries. CAAAATS

Ooooohhh someone got caught harassing his brotherrrrr

Ooooohhh someone got caught harassing his brotherrrrr