"I have an idea
an alternative to oral sex
the person receiving takes off as much clothes as they are comfortable with and their partner draws nice flowers on them and compliments their body so they feel pretty"
Paisley (via oopsfuck)
yes okay sign me up
Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
"All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady."
Shmoop (via kissfistthat)
You’re goddamn right she did.
(Source: vemilys, via blue-author)
consultingasshat said: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME
I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF