Even if none of my turd friends would go with me, the Laura Stevenson & Cans show ruled anyways! It was nice to see them in my hometown after seeing them in New York and at Fest so much.
(Source: unicorn-meat-is-too-mainstream, via hauteproportions)
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
I have laughed harder at this than at any other post on tumblr ever
(Source: stantanic)
I was going to cheat and delete a past post and then make this post my 666th (and Jesse was going to be in on the scheme and not tell anyone.) But upon further reflection, I’m pretty okay with this Sabrina the Teenage Witch post having that place of honor.
I was also considering never posting again, but let’s be honest, hahaha no.
im on a sabrina the teenage witch eating chocolate pudding reading the bell jar, depressed because she has a witch wart on her head vibe i understand you sabrina
(via gracing)
how do i uninstall anxiety
(Source: raspberrying, via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
